Are You There Vodka Its Me Chelsea None 1st Ed Handler by Handler, Chelsea, None instant download after payment.

264 pages ; 22 cm, When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Welcome to Chelsea's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her, only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. --From publisher description, Blacklisted -- Chelsea in charge -- Prison break -- Bladder stones -- Big red -- Dining in the dark -- Dim sum and then some -- Barking up the wrong tree -- Re-gift -- Jumped -- Mini-me -- Costa Rica