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236 pages : 22 cm, THE AMY BINEGAR-KIMMES-LYLE BOOK OF FAILURES is a humor memoir. If you have ever failed at love, finances, been fired, not fit in, self-diagnosed yourself with disorders and conditions and/or said \"I really need to get my s*** together,\" this is the book for you. Delight in Amy Lyle's 45 years of missteps, inadequacies and faux pas. You may appreciate your own dysfunction a little more as you take a journey through Amy's debacles including: \"I Was Not Talking to You,\" where Amy mistakes a handsome man waving at her as a potential suitor but in reality he was only trying to inform her that her belt was dragging on the freeway and \"In the Neighborhood,\" where members of a cult moving in concurred with a suspicious decline in the cat population. You will relish the chapters entitled \"Calls from Sharon,\" where Amy's best friend rants about her kids not getting a fair shot because public schools are 'so political, ' as her OB/GYN reported her vagina was 'too clean' and how the most eligible bachelor from 1982 married a whore. Enjoy \"I'm Going to Kill You,\" where Amy compares her lack of sleep from her husband's snoring to CIA agents extracting secrets from a POW. Feel 20-32% better about your own life after reading \"Getting Divorced Sucks,\" where 911 was called after Amy had an adverse reaction from taking Xanax. THE AMY-BINEGAR-KIMMES-LYLE BOOK OF FAILURES is for anyone who has experienced their own disasters or takes pleasure in the failures of others. Includes Book Club questions. Comedy. Women humor. Funny non-fiction. Blended families. Summer read. --