A Tourists Guide To Overlondon George Penney Tony Johnson by George Penney, Tony Johnson 9781916674042, 1916674046 instant download after payment.

Hail Fair Travellers from far and wide. You are right now, at this very minute, beholding the first ever tourist guide to the greatest metropolis on the globe, OverLondon!
If there’s anyone who knows this city from its gutters to its winding cobbled streets, it’s we at the Guild of Rat Catcher’s. And by reading this pamphlet, you will be afforded an opportunity to visit OverLondon, armed with an exclusive cobble-and-gutter level perspective!
In these pages, our very own Protuberance Linus Crouchend, (Junior Rat Catching Apprentice Third Class) will guide you on how to get the best of your trip, from the moment you alight from your airship at Canary Wharf, to when you leave, hopefully upright, not murdered and with all your limbs intact. And along your way, you will no doubt view specimens of the city’s vibrant and energetic rat population with untold delight.
We wish you well and always remember that if you spot one rat, it’s good luck. If you spot two it’s better luck. If you spot a city of rats, you’re in Rat Catcher’s Heaven!