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0 reviews"Carl Hiaasen, meet Hannibal Lecter" in this comedy about a vengeful Hawaiian chef, his greedy rivals, & some very bad table manners (Kirkus)
Joseph Tanumafili's family-owned food-service business in Honolulu has been the only game in town for years. But when competing caterers from Las Vegas arrive to accommodate the cast & crew of a film shoot, the battle for paradise begins. As far as Joseph & his hotheaded Samoan uncle are concerned, no mainlanders are going to muscle in on native territory.
Lines are drawn & everyone's taking a side: a gay TV producer on romantic rebound; his androgynous New Age–y assistant; a horny stroke survivor in a state of perpetual, chemically induced arousal; an aspiring missionary; a dimwitted bodybuilder; & a sweet-natured pimp. But when the Sin City boys decide to enlist the services of an ecstasy-popping ex-Marine hit man, Joseph hits back. And for such a resourceful chef, the revenge is going to be absolutely delicious.
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How to Host a Delicious Luau
• Wear your best aloha shirt.
• Build an imu (underground oven).
• If you don’t have a pu’a kalua, substitue two haoles (guys from the mainland).
• Don’t forget the poi.
Welcome to sunny Hawaii, where the palm trees sway, the tropical breezes blow, & a gangland-style turf war is erupting. Joseph is one of the best chefs in Honolulu, but these daysthe opakapaka & ono aren’t the only things heating up. When a TV producer flies to the islands to film a pilot, a fight-to-the-finish breaks out over who will cater the shoot. Will it be Joseph & his hotheaded Samoan uncle, who have held a monopoly on the catering business for years? Or Big Jack Lacey, a trash-talking, lap dance-addicted stroke survivor from Las Vegas & his milquetoast son, a young man who wants to be a missionary but doesn’t know the position. As far as Joseph’s family is concerned, this is an invasion on par with Captain Cook, only this time the mainlanders have to be stopped...
