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Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.
At least I
didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead.
Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting
healthy equates with dead?
Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist
whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t
bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the
latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m
stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a
Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the
Terminator.
To complicate matters, my libido has increased to
Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s
underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s
possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda.
Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s
easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the
other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.
Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.