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56 reviewsTwo Jakes for the price of one!
The sphincter-puckering conclusion to the Valdivostok-9 story arc awaits in this special double-novel. Inside of Future Syndrome you’ll get both Corrupt Memory and Heavy Gravity, a sandwich of post-apocalyptic goodness with a harem-girl filling!
This double-novel sends you through the last day of Jake-38’s doomed attempt to steal the life-saving S-5 Templia module from durable orbital habitat Valdivostok-9 and then resurrects you right back in for the exciting conclusion to the near-orbit story with Jake-39
Spoiler alert: Jake-38 died at the beginning of the last story so … you kinda know where this is going
Jake-38’s mission to the junked orbital habitat Vladivotsok-9 ended in disaster… now we find out why! It’s time to Groundhog Day this fubar mission to an orbital donkey-balls and find the answers to life’s greatest mysteries:
who thought space monkeys was a good idea,
how does a Japanese hentai addict like to spend her wedding night,
what’s it like trapped in the virtual waiting room of a 23rd century dentist,
why are space monkeys even a thing,
where exactly does one get a zombie fungus plague,
when a cloned Russian cosmonaut flushes you naked into deep space does she love you or hate you, and
what the actual f*ck with these space monkeys?
Seems like room for a lot to go wrong... and it does!
Then it’s up to Jake-39 and his all-girl commandos to finish this thing once and for all.
Of course, it wouldn’t be a story about the Last Real Man without big breasts, bombs, bullets and bad bitches. From singing loli-goth android dolls to genetically modified cyborg warbeasts who love the smell of hot plasma beams in the morning, these guys are done messing around. And Valdivostok-9 is about to find out the hard way you don’t get a wife angry… especially not six of them!
CONTENT WARNING: this story contains adult themes and imagines a world where
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