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How Not To Kill Your Baby Jacob Sager Weinstein

SKU: BELL-49875140

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How Not To Kill Your Baby Jacob Sager Weinstein instant download after payment.

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

File Extension: EPUB

File size: 8.98 MB

Author: Jacob Sager Weinstein

ISBN: 9781449410391, 1449410391

Language: English

Year: 2011

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How Not To Kill Your Baby Jacob Sager Weinstein by Jacob Sager Weinstein 9781449410391, 1449410391 instant download after payment.

Have you ever read a parenting book that left you feeling inadequate and/or terrified? In other words, have you ever read any parenting book whatsoever?

If so, you need How Not To Kill Your Baby, a hilarious parody of every fear-mongering, crazy-making pregnancy and parenting manual you've ever cringed over. Just consider the following advice:

As you know if you have ever seen someone give birth in a movie or television show, all newborns emerge with adorable round faces, pudgy limbs, and twinkling eyes. If, by contrast, the nurse hands you a tiny, squawling creature with the face of an old man and skin covered in goo, hand it back immediately. There has clearly been some sort of mixup with a nearby ward for senile midgets.

It's essential that you keep careful track of your baby's every bodily function. That way, when she is president of the United States and a paranoid-minded conspiracy movement springs up denying her eligibility for the position...