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Toby
Maybe I have an overactive imagination, but the hot guy next door totally gives off serial killer vibes. Why else would he know how long it takes to bleed out from a wound? Yeah, ok, so I asked, but it was research. Being an author definitely makes for some odd questions (someone had better clear my browser history when I die, thats all Im saying). Its not like Im stalking my hot neighbor or anythingtheres nothing wrong with watching him out my window. Although I might have my own stalker (and not the cute harmless kind), which is kind of terrifying. Even if he isnt a serial killer, maybe my seriously sexy neighbor whose eyes seem to glow red (a trick of the light, Im sure) can help me out.

Dexter
How do you tell your cute neighbor that cutting off fingers probably wont cause a victim to bleed out? I dont know if trying out Tobys writing ideas is a good method of flirting, but theres just something about him that calls to my hellhound. Hes adorable, awkward, and all kinds of clueless. He brings out my protective instincts, and I find myself wanting to please him, even if that means figuring out some of the answers to his rather bloodthirsty questions. When I find out Toby might actually be in danger, nothing will stop my hellhound from protecting him. Hes mine, even if he doesnt know it, and Ill tear apart anyone who even thinks of hurting him.

Tags: Socially awkward writer and serial killer(ish) hellhound fall in love; talking about dismemberment totally counts as flirting, right?; theres death and maiming, but only of really bad people; Dex would literally burn the world down for those he cares about; Toby is adorably clueless; hellhounds have tails, and they know how to use them.