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Jeff just wanted to ride his lawnmower to the beer store, get a
twelve-pack, and drink away the night before Christmas Eve. But
something went awry, and he came home to find a horny elf twerking in
his living room. The elf, actually his animated Shelf Elf Herman, has
just one more night to experience what it's really like to be a human
before Christmas comes and he's trapped in plastic forever. Herman's
spent the past few years coming to life at night during the holiday
season, and he's done a lot, but there's one important part of being
alive that he's never experienced. That's right, Jeff has to find
someone willing to make Herman the Elf a MAN. Their noble quest will
take them into the wilds of Hind Lick, Alabama to LuLu's, a house of ill
repute nestled deep into the woods, and all the way to an adult
establishment with a fifty-foot-tall neon sculpture on the roof. Then a
crime war breaks out in rural Alabama, and everything goes even more
sideways! Shingles is the comedy/fantasy/horror parody series from the
cast of Authors & Dragons, the live play D&D 5e podcast where
six comedy fantasy authors do their best to ruin tabletop role playing
forever.