Shark Hunting In Paradise Garden Cameron Pierce by Cameron Pierce 9781933929774, 1933929774 instant download after payment.

Flying sharks and robots...more fun than the Bible!

What would you expect to find if you traveled back in time to the Garden of Eden? Adam and Eve? The tree of knowledge? A wicked serpent? How about some giant fucking flying sharks! That's right, I said sharks. Biblical sharks. Sharks that are bigger than city buses. Sharks that can swim through the air and through the ground just as easy as swimming through water. The Garden of Eden is swarming with these mammoth killing machines and they'll eat just about anything or anyone they come across.

A group of fanatical religious tourists from the future travel back in time to meet Adam and Eve. Unfortunately, their time ship crashes, killing the majority of the crew (including the leprechauns) and leaving them stranded in this strange shark-infested land. Among the survivors are: Ernest who has the ability to turn people into mannequins, Ira who wields a razor-edged bible for a weapon, Wayne a giant wizard head with fat lizard legs, Donkey the hunchback halfwit, Anton the birdman, Rattlesnake Doctor, Ancestor, and Sturgeonwolf.

This cult of deranged priests soon discover that Eden is a far more surreal and dangerous place than they ever could have imagined. It is going to take everything they've got in order to survive long enough to find another way back home.

Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden is a crazy, wild ride of a story. It is what William Burroughs' imagination would look like if turned into Japanese anime.

"If you enjoy strange yet insightful religious criticism mixed with madcap shark carnage, you will love this book." - THE DREAM PEOPLE

"Death abounds, mostly from giant flying sharks. There's blood, guts, violence, blasphemy, genesis and vampiric subterranean slug-fish!" - SF SITE

"A bizarro tour de force!" - THE HORROR FICTION REVIEW

"A deliberate and action-packed religious satire that manages to make its point." - NEW TIMES

"Robots, wizard heads, dead leprechauns, a person whose super power is turning living things into mannequin versions of themselves, the Tree of Life, and shitloads of flying sharks, all of which are in the Garden of Eden. Damn." - THE MAGAZINE OF BIZARRO FICTION

"The love child of Thomas Ligotti and Alejandro Jodorowsky." - NICOLE CUSHING, author of How to Eat Fried Furries

"You remember that old Dungeons and Dragons cartoon? Imagine if there was an episode written by William Burroughs, Takashi Miike, and other assorted crazy people. Now imagine they decided to add some SF elements. That's what it's like . . . this can very well be a cult classic twenty years from now." - JORDAN KRALL, author of Fistful of Feet