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Jefferson Smith has the best Career Week plans for who to shadow EVER.
On Monday, he's gonna shadow a police detective, and maybe he'll solve a
murder, or see somebody get shot. On Tuesday, he'll shadow the county
coroner, because what's cooler than seeing a dead body? Seeing somebody
cut up a dead body! Then on Wednesday, he'll shadow his uncle Cletus,
the ob/gyn at the local hospital, and maybe get to see some nekkid lady
bits. On Thursday, he'll have to write a report about it all, which
sucks, but it'll be worth it. Then on Friday, he'll present the report
in front of the class and everybody will be jealous. That's the plan,
anyway. He doesn't account for the dead body being a weird dude with his
junk gnawed off, the autopsy being the grossest thing he or the coroner
has ever seen, and NOTHING could plan for whatever the hell is
happening between that old lady's legs. Jeff doesn't know much about
women, but he's pretty sure nothing down there oughta be
glowing?!?Snatched: Grandma Annie and the Cooter of Doom is the 29th
book in the Shingles series of horror parody novellas from the sickos
that bring you the Authors & Dragons podcast. Rated I for Immature
and NSFA for Not Safe For Anything.