The Duh Awards In This Stupid World We Take The Prize Bob Fenster by Bob Fenster 9780740750212, 0740750216 instant download after payment.

From the genius
of funnyman Bob Fenster, who brought you Duh!, They Did What!?, and
Well, Duh!, comes another in real-life idiocy. The Duh Awards honors the
intellectually challenged and utterly inept. From historical explorers
to politicians to celebrities to everyday people, no one is spared from
lampoon. Ever notice there seems to be an award show for just about
everything? And that everyone who wins is rich, beautiful, and
brilliant? Good-looking, intelligent winners are everywhere. The Duh
Awards is for the rest of us. These awards are handed out to the
not-so-smart, the underworked, the overpaid, the wacky, the weird, and
the downright stupid. And it's about time!Chapters include such
ridiculousness as: Boss of the Year and Other Slave Driver Awards;
Champion Scoffers, Scorners, Insulters, and Other All-Star Wise Guys;
and Only in Hollywood-The Anti-Oscars. Here are just a excerpts from
this hilarious book:The Know-a-Little, Talk-a-Lot Society presents the
Anti-Expert Awards:In 1931 President Herbert Hoover somehow missed the
impact of the Great Depression when he offered this solution: "If
someone could get off a good joke every ten days, I think our troubles
would be over."Winning Mind Games: All-Star Shockers, Psych-Outs, and
Gross Champs:During the halftime show of the 2004 Super Bowl, singer
Justin Timberlake removed part of singer Janet Jackson's shirt to reveal
one of her star breasts on national TV. This upset viewers who had
tuned in to watch rapper Nelly grab his crotch.The Spin Awards for
Fooling Most of the People Enough of the Time:In 2003 Secretary of
Defense Donald Rumsfeld told the press: "As we know, there are known
knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known
unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns--the ones we don't know we don't
know."The Duh Awards celebrates the…